How I will lose my money this weekend.

Written By Michael Arnold

I have a great idea. Lets put some money on things that probably wont hit whatsoever.

I have been missing parlays by 1 leg the last few weeks and I’m SICK AND TIRED OF IT. Can I just hit ONE!? But, I think this weekend is the time to change that. We have a bunch of games across the NFL, NBA and NHL that we have every opportunity to work on and get back on track. As for the NFL games, we have the divisional rounds with a bunch of good games, nothing extremely great but it’ll do. Please keep in mind that I am a small bet bettor and I try and cover all my bases in parlays. Mix and match as you will but these are just my thoughts.

First game that has potential is the Texas at the Ravens. Lamar gets the opportunity to shine against a Texans team that has been riding the lightning of CJ Stroud. The line is currently -9.5 but I think it will be a little closer than that. Below are some of the picks that I think will happen.

  • Ravens -6.5 - If the Texas can keep it up on defense they can keep it close but with Mark Andrews coming back it just gives Lamar more weapons.

  • Lamar to score - It’s Lamar. He’s fucking fast.

  • Lamar 40+ rushing yards - scramble god.

  • Lamar and C.J. over 200 passing yards. - Come on now.

  • Gus Edwards to score - dudes been money at the line.

  • Dalton Shultz over 34.5 receiving yards. - Rookie QB’s love their Tight Ends(pause)

  • Nico Collins over 70+ yards - Stroud’s best target and went off against the Browns defense.

If you put all 7 of these together its +1939 as we speak(January 19th). $10 wins you $194. not a bad day.

The next game is the Green Bay Packers taking on the 49ers. This game seems like it’ll a shit kicking by the 49ers but we know how it went with the Packers and Cowboys, no one saw it coming. Maybe it happens again. Currently the line is also 9.5 but I think that’s more likely to happen. Here’s what I think will happen.

  • 49ers -9.5 - Has to happen.

  • CMC & Deebo any time touchdown

  • CMC 80+ rushing yards - Mama there goes that boy

  • CMC 25+ receiving yards - Dual threat but i think his legs do the talking more this game.

  • Deebo over 59.5 receiving yards - YAC menace

  • Aaron Jones any time touchdown - can he keep it going? I beg.

  • Romeo Doubs over 40 receiving yards - bet him 25+ last week and he went for 151.

All these picks combined comes out to +6537. $10 makes you $653.78, an even better pay out.

My personal favorite game on the slate is the Lions and Bucs. What a beast game. Goff and Baker slangin that rock BUT this game could be an absolute snore fest. Dan Campbell changed the identity of the Detroit Lions from the losers of the century to winners. Lions could get to the NFC Championship and the world would explode. The Bucs feel like that super underdog team that is going to make a lot of noise, fuck them though since they beat the Birds. The line currently sits at 6.5 in favor of the Lions but Here is how I think it shakes out.

  • Lions -3.5 - Could be a lot closer of a game than what is being predicted.

  • Mike Evans, Amon-Ra St. Brown and David Montgomery any time touchdown scorers.

  • Sam LaPorta 40+ receiving yards

  • Gibbs 40+ receiving yards

  • Mike Evans over 50 receiving yards

  • Cade Otton +25 receiving yards.

All of these picks comes out to +5517. $10 makes you $551.74.

Now for the game that Goodell is bricked up over. The Buffalo Bills playing the Kansas City Chiefs IN BUFFALO. Mahomes playing a playoff game away from Arrowhead!? Never thought I’d see the day. Going to be blizzard in Buffalo again but that has no environmental impact. Both teams play in some of the worst weather during the winter and they haven’t had a real issue with it. Does Taylor make the trip? Probably. The NFL is on its knees begging for her to be there so they get double the ratings for this already monumental game. To me, this game feels like its going to be a violent slug fest. Lets hope I am correct.

  • BILLS MONEYLINE BABY

  • Diggs, Cook and Kelce to score - I am nervous for Diggs already since he hasn’t done much but Gabe Davis out again. Diggs had 7 catches for 52 with no TD last game. They need him bad.

  • Diggs 50+ receiving yards - THEY NEED HIM

  • Josh Allen 225+ Passing Yards - LETS RIDE JOSH

  • Kelce 50+ receiving yards - Always shows up in big games

  • Pacheco 40+ rushing yards - Angry at the ground when he runs.

All of these picks comes out to +7370. $10 wins you $737.09. Big game, Big Pay out.

Super excited for these games. I hope it all goes to plan and we get some legendary games and I pray with everything in me that ONE of these hit. Take any of these bets if you would like. Change them around with whatever you are feeling but scared money don’t make money so I’m shooting for the stars.

Michael Arnold